Also, there’s this guy who falls asleep at the store almost every day. He snores so loudly. He falls asleep reading the same book, every time! And he never puts it back! He just leaves it there! You read it every day! You know where it goes! And read a different book if you can’t even stay awake!
Caught that muthafucka stashing the book in the gardening section. I snatched it up and put it in backstock. He will never read this book again.